Gathered up from the dusty attic attached to my shoulders and laid bare for all to see are some examples of what happens when I’m given too much free time. In spreading it I opted to choose the format of a village jumble sale. Why is a £50,000 watch sat next to an old Atari? The value people put on things is aptly esoteric. As is my collection of thoughts but you’re welcome to enjoy them, in whatever form they come: written, filmed, musicked or painted. More likely than not it’ll be the first two…why are you still reading this when you could be reading about the many uses of a lollypop stick.